But keep your own pee the hell away from me.
Except instead of peeing into my own mouth I clutched a decorative throw pillow and cried about the fact that I would never again visit Stars Hollow for the first time.
Recently, I have become aware that my teenage son has been masturbating several times per week.
These things are just as shocking and messy as urine.
If fathers really are passing the secret knowledge of turning yourself into a gurgling water fountain down to their sons, is there any point to it other than being gross and asserting some kind of feral masculinity? Certainly not the boys who are shooting their urine into their own mouths, smelling and tasting the asparagus they had for dinner.
In that case, more power to you! And teens saw that it was good! Except instead of peeing into my own mouth I clutched a decorative throw pillow and cried about the fact that I would never again visit Stars Hollow for the first time.